…deja view all over again…It is with delight that we report that Anthony (“That is my”) Weiner has “inserted” himself, so to speak, back into the raunchy headlines…shortly after announcing his candidacy for mayor of New York, new images of Anthony’s privates surfaced… Weiner has been exchanging sexting messages with not-so-sweet young things constantly since his last apology in 2011…his latest correspondent is the aptly named Sydney (“I love”)  Leathers who revealed that Mad Anthony called himself “Carlos Danger” in their sexts…

 

…in response to calls for him to resign his candidacy, Weiner Campaign folks have demonstrated their class by demonizing everyone from Bill and Hillary Clinton to a young former intern….by comparing their boy to Bill Clinton, Weiner’s PR team has infuriated Hillary, who was the political mentor to Weiner’s clueless wife Huma (“Who’m I”) Abedin…The NY Times reported that Hillary’s chief advisor Philippe I. Reines (“them in”) was “enraged” and said he would “reach through this phone” and “pull out” Weiner’s throat…this culminated in a private “woodshedding” of Abedin by Reines in a Washington restaurant last week… Mr. Reines advised Ms. Abedin against participating in Mr. Weiner’s newest campaign video, which was being filmed at the couple’s Park Avenue South apartment, itself owned by a longtime Clinton donor…Reines and Ms. Abedin “agreed” that she should leave her home to avoid even appearing in the background of any scene in the video …meanwhile President Clinton told CNN “We are a hundred miles from that race”…
…but even this mess did not stop Weiner’s campaign from stepping up its desperate attack posture…his classy campaign spokeswoman Barbara (“Hatchet Woman”) Morgan publicly described a former campaign intern as a “f***ing slutbag”, a “f***ing twat”, and a “little c**t”…now tell us how you really feel, Barb…nice words for a fellow woman…

…from the sublime to the ridiculous…in important religious news, The Guardian reports that the Vatican is offering "indulgences" to followers of Pope Francis' tweets…the faithful have been informed that the indulgences reduce the time Catholics will have to spend in purgatory after they have confessed and been absolved of their sins…the Church has come a long way since John Tetzel...

 

…reefer madness…on a more serious note, a panhandler in Time Square with an “I Need Money for Weed” sign has been arrested for stabbing a rival holding an “I Need Beer” sign -- with a pen…witnesses said the two principled beggars began brawling around 10:15 P.M. on 42nd St. near 7th Ave. just as dozens of Broadway shows were letting out…“beer” guy’s injuries were said to be minor…New York’s finest grilled an office colleague of the two at the scene:

                                         New York's finest quiz "Predator and Alien."

According to the NY Daily News, others who share the same workspace as the dueling duo, inlcuding Buzz Lightyear, Mario, Luigi, Hello Kitty and an assortment of Elmos and Cookie Monsters, seemed puzzled to hear about the violence:
http://www.nydailynews.com/news/crime/weed-guy-stabs-beer-guy-times-square-article-1.1379660#ixzz2XSI3gQBS

… Say what?...Republicans continued to show their new-found sensitivity toward women when their Senate leader, Mitch (“Our most important job is to make sure Obama doesn’t serve a second term”) McConnell (Loser-Kentucky) told a conservative conference that the 2016 Democratic field was ‘a rerun of The Golden Girls’, continuing a GOP story line that Hillary Clinton will be old and decrepit by the time she runs….in related news, McConnell and the Republicans offered no comment on their colleague Peter King’s age when he announced his intention to run…King is 3 years older than Clinton…apparently “Golden Boys” doesn’t have the same cache…

…But McConnell only placed second in the Republican Humiliate Women Sweepstakes…we cannot begin to adequately describe the tweet sent out by a Republican County ChairMan about Republican(!) primary candidate Erika Harold, who just happens to be a) a woman, b) Aftican American, c) a Harvard Law graduate, and 4) a Miss America…so we’ll let this Neandrethal speak for himself (and his party):

“…the love child of the D.N.C. will be back in Shitcago by May of 2014 working for some law firm that needs to meet their quota for minority hires…miss queen is being used like a street walker and her pimps are the DEMOCRAT PARTY and RINO REPUBLICANS…These pimps want something they can’t get….”

…so if we understand correctly, Miss Harold is a “love child”, a “street walker”, a “miss queen”, and is controlled by “pimps”….hmmm….couldn’t have anything to do with her skin color, or gender, right?....Naaahhhhh!

http://republicannewswatch.com/wp/?p=12708

    Erika Harold-some street walker!


…some guys just find it hard to retire…demonstrating that his life-long work ethic has not waned even while his trial for 19 murders occupies his days, Whitey Bulger has apparently added another notch to his proverbial pistol…a victim of Whitey’s extortion schemes and potential witness against him in the trial has been found dead and dumped beside a road outside Boston…Stephen Rakes had been scheduled to testify that Bulger and members of his Winter Hill Gang forced him at gunpoint to sell his liquor store to Bulger…but it seems that Whitey wanted to be remembered in the same company as the gunslinger Texas Red that Mary Robbins sang about: “and the notches on his pistol numbered one and nineteen more”…note to Whitey: Texas Red was gunned down by his next target, the new sheriff in town…

…Southern manners…in a strategy straight out of Richard Nixon’s playbook, Virginia Guvnah Robert (“Sleaze”) McDonnell has finally apologized – well, sort of – for getting caught…The Washington Post reported that the governor and First Lady Maureen McDonnell had promoted Star’s Dietary Supplement around the time that Star owner Johnnie Williams picked up the $15,000 catering tab at June 2011 wedding of one of their daughters, a $15,000 Bergdorf Goodman shopping spree for the first lady and a $6,500 Rolex for the governor…Williams also provided the McDonnells with a $70,000 “loan” to a real estate corporation owned by the governor and his sister; along with $50,000 to the lovely Maureen and $10,000 to another McDonnell daughter before her wedding this year…the quid pro quo for these gifts was for Maureen and Robert to actively promote a drug for Alzeimers peddled by their benefactor…nothing like preying on old folks and their desperate families to shore up the family’s coffers…the Rolex gift was particularly touching – Maureen spotted Williams’ Rolex  and told him she’d love one for the Gov…how romantic…Maureen and her lovely daughters also regularly swiped taxpayer funded food and utensils from state banquets and receptions…Virginia – the state that just keeps on giving…

Richard Millhouse Nixon, Nov. 17, 1973:

“I am not a crook.”

                        http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sh163n1lJ4M
 

Robert F. McDonnell, July 23, 2913:

I am not a crook (but my wife is).

…and finally this from our intrepid correspondent “Slick” Mick from Hampshire…Scott Enstminger, a lifelong fan of the Cleveland Browns (motto: “Rebuilding since 1964”) passed away without ever losing hope that his dreadful hometown team would give him something to appreciate…so his obituary requested that six players serve as his pallbearers “so the Browns can let him down one last time”…Scott didn’t quite get his last wish, but the Browns have presented the family with a team jersey with Scott’s name on it…

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2358744/Browns-fans-obituary-Scott-Entsminger-requests-players-act-pall-bearers.html

…did someone say it’s Friday afternoon…I had no idea…darn…that means it must be time for a frosty…

- the Brewmeister -